Darth Vader's caption challenge
"Star Wars Daily" posted this image from "A New Hope" today on X and asked " What is Darth Vader saying? " The majority of replies came from boring pedants who insisted on giving the correct answer, which is " You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away. " However, there were a fair number of replies from people who, realising that this is a father pointing a finger at his 19-year-old daughter even if neither of them, nor anyone watching that film when it first came out, actually knew that, could not resist suggesting some more imaginative dialogue. Can anyone here suggest anything more amusing than the actual line in the film?
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However, William Shatner, who played Captain James T Kirk in The Original Series, has tweeted this response on X:
"Whose bright idea was this?
Definitely a SWs fan put this together.
Leia as science? 😳 (don’t make me laugh.) Put her at communications.
Luke shouldn’t even be on the bridge especially piloting.😱 put him in hydroponics raising Geraniums. 😏
Put the trash can bot at the helm; that’s what it did best.
Get Goldy to be ensign.
Obi should be the science officer.
Han as captain‽- meh!
The Wookiee seems the only one that is correctly placed."